🏁✨ If F1 Teams Were Zodiac Signs
Just vibes
Formula 1 has always been about personalities not just the drivers, but the teams, the radio calls, the liveries, the fan drama. So naturally, I had to ask:
What zodiac sign would each team be if we threw astrology books out the window and judged them like F1 Tiktok does?
♈ Aries — Red Bull Racing
The definition of main-character energy. Red Bull is fast, fiery, and fully committed to domination — even if it means blowing things up along the way. Petty. Powerful. Will lap you just to prove a point.
♉ Taurus — Aston Martin
Luxury first, pace later. This team is stubborn, bougie, and patient. They’d rather take their time and do it their way. Expensive taste and old-money attitude. Probably smells like leather and legacy.
♊ Gemini — McLaren
Marketing geniuses, social media darlings, and occasionally total chaos on track. Duality is the brand. One week they’re dead last, the next they’re popping champagne. Gemini coded to the core.
♋ Cancer — Williams
Emotional attachment, generational trauma, and a rebuilding arc we can’t help but root for. Feels like the team equivalent of a comfort movie you grew up loving. Quiet. Nostalgic. Weirdly strong in the rain.
♌ Leo — Ferrari
Drama. Passion. Prestige. Even when they’re not winning, they’re still the moment. Ferrari walks into every season like it’s award season. The eyeliner is sharp. The decisions? Not always.
♍ Virgo — Mercedes
Clean. Calculated. Pressed suits and strategic minds. Mercedes operates like a well-oiled machine (with a few passive-aggressive radio messages along the way). Peak Virgo: excellence with a side of control issues.
♎ Libra — AlphaTauri (Pre-Rebrand)
Aesthetic over everything. AlphaTauri was never the fastest, but it always looked good trying. Balanced, brand-conscious, and full of softboy energy. Would 100% design a fashion collab before an engine upgrade.
♏ Scorpio — Haas
Dark horse vibes. Brutal honesty. No time for fluff. Haas is that friend who tells you the harsh truth mid-meltdown — and somehow you still trust them. You never know what they’re planning. That’s the point.
♐ Sagittarius — VCARB
New name, new vibe, same chaotic energy. This team is experimental, bold, and not afraid to throw stuff at the wall to see what sticks. Sag energy = fearless, occasionally reckless, and fun to watch crash parties.
♑ Capricorn — Sauber / Stake / Audi
Grindset team. Capricorn energy shows up in Sauber’s slow-burn evolution toward Audi dominance. Every step is a calculated move toward greatness — even if nobody’s clapping yet. Long game always.
♒ Aquarius — Andretti Cadillac (Coming 2026)
Rebel energy. American innovation. The underdog disruptor with legacy clout and something to prove. This is the Aquarius dream: enter the old system and shake it from the inside. Feels futuristic already.
♓ Pisces — Alpine
Emotional, confusing, and often self-sabotaging — but somehow magnetic. Alpine constantly rebrands, constantly beefs internally, and yet we keep watching. Pisces energy = lovable mess with delusions of grandeur.
🌌 Bonus Round: So What’s Your Sign?
Let’s argue in the comments:
Which team is your zodiac twin?
Who did I assign wrong?
And which team is clearly in their villain arc this season?